Grinch Quotes: “One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpurri.“
“4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.” -Grinch
“Cheer up dude, it’s Christmas.” -Grinch
“It’s because I’m green, isn’t it? ” -Grinch
“Hate, hate, hate, Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely.” –Grinch
“And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME!” -Grinch
“Am I just eating because I’m bored?“ -Grinch
“Maybe Christmas (he thought) doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.” -Grinch
“I am the Grinch that stole Christmas, and I’m… sorry.” -Grinch
“I’m all toasty inside.” -Grinch
“Saving you? Is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.” -Grinch
“I guess I could use a little social interaction.” -Grinch
“If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.” -Grinch
“Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television.” -Grinch
“Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear I’m not going.“ -Grinch
“Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!” -Grinch
“Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world unite.” -Grinch
“What’s that stench? It’s fantastic.” -Grinch
“Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?” -Grinch
“Cute kid, bad judge of character.” -Grinch
