Funny Motivational Work Quotes: “Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.” -Bill Murray
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” -Jack Handley
“If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” -Elvis Presley
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. ” -Dalai Lama
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” –Claude McDonald
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” -Edgar Bergen
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.“ -Drew Carey
“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” –Mitch Hedberg
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” -Jerome K. Jerome
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.” -Ellen Degeneres
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” -Homer Simpson
“Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.” -Leslie Nielson
“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.” -Steven Wright
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” –Charles Lamb
“To be is to do — Socrates. To do is to be — Jean-Paul Sartre. Do be do be do—Frank Sinatra.“ -Kurt Vonnegut
“A peacock that rests on his tail feathers is just another turkey.” -Dolly Parton
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” -Cathy Guisewite
“So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you’re on the right track.” -Ed Helms
“I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” -Bill Gates
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.” -Zig Ziglar
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