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Funny Motivational Work Quotes

Bill Murray Funny Motivational wok quoteFunny Motivational Work Quotes: “Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.” -Bill Murray

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” -Jack Handley

“If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” -Elvis Presley

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. ” -Dalai Lama

If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” –Claude McDonald

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” -Edgar Bergen

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. -Drew Carey

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” –Mitch Hedberg

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” -Jerome K. Jerome

Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.-Ellen Degeneres

I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.-Homer Simpson

Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.-Leslie Nielson

“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.” -Steven Wright

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” –Charles Lamb

To be is to do — Socrates. To do is to be — Jean-Paul Sartre. Do be do be do—Frank Sinatra. -Kurt Vonnegut

A peacock that rests on his tail feathers is just another turkey.-Dolly Parton

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.-Cathy Guisewite

So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you’re on the right track.-Ed Helms

I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.-Bill Gates

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.-Zig Ziglar

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